Yea! I'm smiling again!
(I found this while searching the "Splendid Table" website while I was looking up how to cook a good turkey.)
"How To Cook A Turkey"
aka "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies"
Step 1 : Go buy a turkey
Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven
Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey
Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink
Step 7 : Turn oven the on
Step 8 : Take four whisks of drinkey
Step 9 : Turk the bastey
Step 10 : Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11 : Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12 : Glass yourself another pour of whiskey
Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for four hours
Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15 : Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16 : Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17 : Turk the carvey
Step 18 : Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19 : Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass
of turkey
Step 20 : Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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2 comments:
Hey Katy! That is soooo funny. I cooked my first turkey last year. Kurt told me the best way to do it. We baked ours in a Reynolds oven bag. I'm sure you've seen these for chickens. They also sell them for turkeys...they are bigger...lol. Kurt sprayed the turkey with Pam...coated the bag with flour so it wouldn't stick and baked it according to the directions that came with the bags. The turkey was very juicy...really good. I was nervous, but it was great. Make sure you are already thawing out your turkey in the fridge because it takes several days.
Hope to see you soon. We will be there the week of New Year's.
Love Ya...Kim
Very funny!
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