Monday, November 24, 2008

Yea! I'm smiling again!

(I found this while searching the "Splendid Table" website while I was looking up how to cook a good turkey.)

"How To Cook A Turkey"

aka "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies"

Step 1 : Go buy a turkey

Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven

Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey

Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink

Step 7 : Turn oven the on

Step 8 : Take four whisks of drinkey

Step 9 : Turk the bastey

Step 10 : Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11 : Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12 : Glass yourself another pour of whiskey

Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for four hours

Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15 : Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16 : Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17 : Turk the carvey

Step 18 : Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19 : Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass
of turkey

Step 20 : Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Need help making a turkey seriously?


Anonymous said...

Hey Katy! That is soooo funny. I cooked my first turkey last year. Kurt told me the best way to do it. We baked ours in a Reynolds oven bag. I'm sure you've seen these for chickens. They also sell them for turkeys...they are Kurt sprayed the turkey with Pam...coated the bag with flour so it wouldn't stick and baked it according to the directions that came with the bags. The turkey was very juicy...really good. I was nervous, but it was great. Make sure you are already thawing out your turkey in the fridge because it takes several days.
Hope to see you soon. We will be there the week of New Year's.
Love Ya...Kim

Rissa said...

Very funny!